American Crossword Puzzle Tournament

32nd ACPT • February 27-March 1, 2009

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"KenKen"

This song was performed Saturday night to great acclaim! Kudos to Amanda for going toe-to-toe with Cole Porter on a list song! Stephen Sondheim, take notice!

(Based on Cole Porter's "Can-Can")
New Lyrics by Amanda Yesnowitz

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Every thinker
Loves to tinker
With a puzzle or a game.
A new contender
Arrived with splendor
But can "KenKen" rise to certain fame?
What does this teaser involve?
How easy is it to solve?

There are no frills to a KenKen.
It is so simple to do.
With some math skills, you can KenKen.
'Twill be so easy for you.
If a monkey with a pen can,
If a well-schooled guinea hen can,
If some men who cannot count to ten can, baby you can KenKen too.
If in Europe, Swedish Sven can,
If a lad called Jennings, Ken can,
If John Glenn, in his den, now and then can, baby you can KenKen too.

Dalai Lama reaching Zen can
It is so simple to do.
Can Obama? Yes, he KenKen!
'Twill be so easy for you.
If a flasher in a flash can,
If the ghost of Johnny Cash can,
I heard Oscar the Grouch in his trash can, baby you can KenKen too.

If Judge Vic and regal Merl can,
It is so simple to do.
Even Pliska's baby girl can!
'Twill be so easy for you.
Ms. Reynaldo eating corn can
And Rex Parker, while forlorn can,
If Jim Horne in the morn watching porn can, baby you can KenKen too.

If the wordman, Feyer, Dan can,
It is so simple to do.
If an Erdmann comma Ann can,
'Twill be so easy for you.
Kahn and Klahn both with a quip can,
If the lovely Ellen Rip can,
In the rain or in Payne, even Trip can, baby you can KenKen too.

If Frank Longo and John Delf can,
It is so simple to do.
Ryan Hecht all by himself can,
'Twill be so easy for you.
If a cute blonde little gal can,
If a Sanders known as Al can,
As he opens a can full of KalKan, baby you can KenKen too.

Any yahoo who can add can,
It is so simple to do.
Brian Cimmet and his dad can.
Not to mention BEQ.
Howard Barkin and his kin can,
Kevin Der and Eric Berlin can,
Patrick Blin, Tyler Hin, and Lorinne can...
Baby you can KenKen too.
Patrick Berry out of sorts can.
Byron Walden watching sports can.
Ollie Hill, even Will in his Shortz can...baby you can KenKen too.

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